The Writing Alphabet – B

01. BABY
Your manuscript is your child. You lavish attention on it, you take care of it. Sure, sometimes it feels as though you’re the baby what with the crying, screaming & (word) vomiting it takes to get through writing & editing. But at the end of the day there’s still love, pride & hopefully lots of naps.

When you save your document multiple times even though the autosave is on. Then you save it to a USB. Then you email it to yourself just in case your computer gets stolen. And then email it to your second email account in case something happens to the other one. Because the day you lose your manuscript of 70,000+ words that you’ve been working on forever is the day your soul departs your body & you move to Mars.

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Once upon a time… I fell off a horse and lived to tell the ponytail

The first inkling I should’ve had that horses were out to get me was when I was eight and a Shetland pony kicked me in the shin. Utterly unprovoked I might add. I wasn’t even waving a Saddle Club book at it trying to get an autograph.

Obviously that moment wasn’t enough to scar me for life, though, because in 2007 I found myself on a horse riding expedition along the beach. Now let me just explain that A) I had never ridden a horse before and B) I had never ridden a horse before what the hell was I thinking?! I like to blame Daryl “The Horses” Braithwaite for being way too inspirational with his lyrics (spoiler alert: he was not there to pick me up, pick me up).

When I arrived at the stables we were matched up with a horse depending on our level of expertise – or severe lack thereof (riding the merry-go-round at the show doesn’t count, I checked). Recalling my knowledge of My Little Pony, I expected my horse to be called something gentle like Cherry Blossom, Flutterby or Buttercup.

My horse’s name was Jet.

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Hi, I’m Jet and I like long walks on the beach, eating carrots & the TV show Lucifer.

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The Writing Alphabet – A

For this round of Family Feud we surveyed 100 people* and asked: ‘What words beginning with A do you associate with writing?’ Here are the top 10 answers!

(*aka me, flipping through a dictionary, under the influence of Easter Eggs)

For that moment when you magic a plot solution/character motivation/line of dialogue out of nowhere after previously stressing about it for ages. Do you have more ideas up your sleeve? No, that’s just a rabbit. Don’t forget to feed it.

That strange feeling where you actually… like a sentence you wrote? And don’t want to edit it a million times?

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The little introduction post that could

My love of reading definitely originated from snooping through people’s mail.

Back when I was a kid, one of the most sought after books at the school library was Janet & Allan Ahlberg’s The Jolly Postman. The story was about following the postman’s route as he delivered letters to different residents, but you could also open the mail yourself and have a sticky-beak.

I was in my element.

Postman 01

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Coming soon: The Jolly Postman & his eight millionth book parcel delivery to the same address (What? No, this isn’t based on me! *nervous laughter*)

Come to think of it, I also loved reading people’s diaries (shout out to Penny Pollard and Adrian Mole), so maybe I’ve missed my true calling in life to become a private investigator – or a 90-year-old named Maude who loves to sit by her front window and knit and knows way too much about the comings and goings of her neighbours.

There were also other books I was thoroughly obsessed with like The Baby-Sitters Club, Sweet Valley High, Goosebumps, Fear Street, most Enid Blyton series (I wanted to visit each and every land in The Magic Faraway Tree), all the Paul Jennings short story books and the Choose Your Own Adventure novels (which have recently been re-released in the shops, much to my nostalgia-infested brain’s excitement).

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It was through this love of reading, though, that I realised I want to write a middle grade/young adult book of my own one day. I want to introduce readers to new fictional worlds with intriguing characters and memorable adventures. I want people to have that same sense of delight and wonder I did (and still have!), whenever I picked up a new book. Even if it was just to read about the latest fashion ensemble Claudia Kishi had put together, because you know that was one of the best things about The BSC.

So I’m slowly making my way there. One of my main goals this year was to get my MG manuscript out into the world, which I did by entering the Text Prize for young adult & children’s writing from Text Publishing. (ETA 12/04: I didn’t make the shortlist, but I’m looking forward to reading the winning book, whichever one it may be. All of the shortlisted manuscripts sound fab!). I’ll also be attempting to write a first draft for another MG manuscript I have in mind. Because if nothing else, I am amazing at procrastinating so I need to keep the writing vibes flowing if I want to accomplish anything else!

I mean, I’m also pretty good at snooping through fictional people’s mail too, but I might just leave that to past me for now.